{"id":2911,"date":"2018-06-25T20:43:28","date_gmt":"2018-06-25T20:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/?p=2911"},"modified":"2018-06-25T20:44:47","modified_gmt":"2018-06-25T20:44:47","slug":"the-internet-is-for-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/2018\/06\/25\/the-internet-is-for-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"The internet is for &#8230; porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h2>HP 1312 color laser printer<\/h2>\n<p>Perhaps I am pretty easily persuaded by the brand as quite a few years back I purchased a HP color printer &#8211; the 1312 multi function printer to be exact.<\/p>\n<p>It is a bit late to review this printer as it is no longer possible to purchase it &#8211; well at least on Amazon.<\/p>\n<p>It is a color laser printer and the quality it produces is quite reasonable for any home or small business.\u00a0 I can scan from either the flat bed scanner or by placing papers into the paper feeder.\u00a0 The paper tray is a bit finicky to get in and out.\u00a0 I guess they have forgotten how to build a heavy duty printer like their old HP laserjet III&#8217;s.\u00a0 Yet having said all of that I will admit the printer has lasted me a very long time and I haven&#8217;t needed to invest in any repairs until now.<\/p>\n<h2>The Symptoms<\/h2>\n<p>I have had some fairly troubling problems in the last few months.\u00a0 While printing it sounds like it is grinding up gears and there have been a lot of mis-feeds.\u00a0 That rate went from sometimes to every other page just last week.\u00a0 Just yesterday it looked like the blue was being printed slightly askew of the rest of the page.<\/p>\n<p>So I spent a number of hours googling every part of the internet that I could find in order to find a solution.\u00a0 The solution is to replace those parts that might be old and worn out.\u00a0 More specifically those parts are the pickup roller and the roller separator.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2913\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-whole-printer-0.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1022\" height=\"897\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-whole-printer-0.jpg 1022w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-whole-printer-0-300x263.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-whole-printer-0-768x674.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1022px) 100vw, 1022px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2914 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-repair-area1-300x263.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-repair-area1-300x263.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-repair-area1-768x674.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-repair-area1.jpg 798w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\u00a0\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2915 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-pickup-clips2-300x278.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"278\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-pickup-clips2-300x278.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-pickup-clips2-768x712.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-pickup-clips2.jpg 847w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>problem area\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 whilte locking tabs<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2918 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-cover3-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-cover3-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-cover3-768x521.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-cover3.jpg 851w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>\u00a0\u00a0<img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2917 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-roller4-300x163.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-roller4-300x163.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-roller4-768x418.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/hp-separator-roller4.jpg 791w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>separator roller and its cover\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0here is the right locking pin<br \/>\n(pointing to locking pin)<\/p>\n<p>The repair itself took about 30 minutes and I suppose a HP professional could have done it in about 15.\u00a0 The only thing that made this possible was the fact that there are a few repair guides on the internet.\u00a0 My savior was from the Liberty Parts Team.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.lbrty.com\/tech\/tarticles\/taCM1312roller.pdf<\/p>\n<p>The cost of the repair was both really cheap and fairly expensive.\u00a0 The parts cost a princely amount of 22.48 including delivery.\u00a0 The real cost was in both nerves and time to research.<\/p>\n<h2>Porn<\/h2>\n<p>Oh, the porn?\u00a0 Well, I have seen and heard the song &#8220;The internet is for porn&#8221;, but perhaps there are a few other things there as well.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LTJvdGcb7Fs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Well, I guess the other thing is Google.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t mind a new printer which is why I went ahead on this journey but I really didn&#8217;t want to purchase one right now.\u00a0 If you are also so inclined then next time you have a computer problem it is time to surf the net.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; HP 1312 color laser printer Perhaps I am pretty easily persuaded by the brand as quite a few years back I purchased a HP color printer &#8211; the 1312 multi function printer to be exact. 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