{"id":3238,"date":"2019-07-21T19:12:47","date_gmt":"2019-07-21T19:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/?p=3238"},"modified":"2020-11-17T15:53:09","modified_gmt":"2020-11-17T15:53:09","slug":"86-year-old-defends-herself-with-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/21\/86-year-old-defends-herself-with-bacon\/","title":{"rendered":"86 year old defends herself with bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In 2016 a 86 year old defended herself WITH BACON! All i thought was i would have loved to be there just imagine in a&nbsp;supermarket in Altrincham, UK it was posted by the greater Manchester police Facebook page so it was in front of the shopping mall the older lady deposited a large amount of money before she went in. While she was shopping an unknown female grabbed her trolley and demanded the money. The woman took a pack of bacon and whacked the other lady over the head.  The offender then retreated and made off from the supermarket. A lot of people liked the story also righting stuff like: One person wrote: &#8220;Sounds like a Hambush to me&#8230;&#8221; or the post i found the best was  &#8220;Well done lady, that&#8217;ll teach her not to assume old people are easy targets. Hope you&#8217;re not too stressed about it&#8221;. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Also if i should wright about something just say it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All of this information is from https:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/2016\/07\/20\/86-year-old-woman-uses-bacon-to-fight-off-thief\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 2016 a 86 year old defended herself WITH BACON! All i thought was i would have loved to be there just imagine in a&nbsp;supermarket in Altrincham, UK it was posted by the greater Manchester police Facebook page so it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/21\/86-year-old-defends-herself-with-bacon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":34,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/34"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3238"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3503,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions\/3503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}