{"id":81,"date":"2016-01-11T00:10:48","date_gmt":"2016-01-11T00:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/?p=81"},"modified":"2016-09-21T13:58:29","modified_gmt":"2016-09-21T13:58:29","slug":"and-yet-i-must-pay-for-ketchup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/11\/and-yet-i-must-pay-for-ketchup\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; and yet I must pay for ketchup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day we ended up at a fast food restaurant for dinner. \u00a0I\u00a0guess my body is not the temple I thought it was. \u00a0Of course it took the children a while to make up their mind yet eventually the food was ordered, paid for and delivered. \u00a0Oddly enough the cashier added some candy to the tray, not a couple of pieces but two great handfuls.<\/p>\n<p>Was the candy because of trying to create a link with the children? Customer Service?<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps, but if you want ketchup with your meal you have to pay for each packet.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Paranoia<\/p>\n<p>The unreasonable fear or irrational belief that other people are plotting to harm him or her.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day we ended up at a fast food restaurant for dinner. \u00a0I\u00a0guess my body is not the temple I thought it was. \u00a0Of course it took the children a while to make up their mind yet eventually the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/2016\/01\/11\/and-yet-i-must-pay-for-ketchup\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":446,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions\/446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.paranoidprofessor.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}